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What happens if the Warrior Cats discover Facebook? Read this to find out!


W.I.P. Still working on it!


Chapter 1: Dad, why...Edit

Firestar has updated his status:

OMG IM THE FIRST CAT TO GO ON FACEBOOK EVER!!!

Comments:

Sandstorm: You really need to catch up, Firestar...

Jayfeather, Spottedleaf, and 78 others like this comment.

Lionblaze: Wait a second Jay how can you be on here if you can't see? O_O

Jayfeather: I can too see -__- StarClan let me see Facebook posts...

Jayfeather: Also don't call me Jay.

Firestar: WHEN DID THEY DO THAT? BLUESTAR?!?!

Bluetar: What is it Firestar?

Firestar: DID YOU LET JAYFEATHER SEE FACEBOOK POSTS WITHOUT MY KNOWING?!?!

Bluestar: Ummmmm maybe...?

Bluestar: Oh I think I hear Oakheart calling! See ya later!

Bluestar has logged off.

Lionblaze:  um...


Squirrelflight has updated her status:

LET ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO CATCH HER OWN PREY GATHER BENEATH THE HIGHLEDGE FOR A CLAN MEETING

Comments:

Bramblestar: WHEN DID I DIE AND MAKE YOU LEADER?

Squirrelflight: I was gonna say that we found waffles by Twolegplace.

Graystripe: WAFFLES?!!?! WHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHERE?!?!?

Firestar: D:

Bumblestripe: Dad... why... -__-

Jayfeather: Oh look a whale!

Hollyleaf: -__-

Jayfeather: TWO WHALES!!! :O

Hollyleaf: Mouse-dung.

Cloudtail: GUYS I FOUND THE WAFFLES MEET ME BY THE FRESH-KILL PILE

Graystripe: REALLY?!?!?! I'LL BE THERE!!

Graystripe has logged off.

Cloudtail: Trolled ;)

Squirrelflight: Nice job cuz ;)

Firestar: I dun like wafflez :(

Squirrelfight: FATHER HOW COULD YOU!!!?

Firestar has logged off.

Graystripe has logged on.

Graystripe: CLOUDTAIL!!! COME BACK HERE!!!

Cloutail has logged off.


Chapter Two: Yer a Wizard, HarryEdit

Mistystar has updated her status:

Who wants to play that game where we change our names into video game, book, or movie characters? Comment if you're playing!

Comments:

Crookedstar: Sure, Mistystar

Stormfur: Why not?

Feathertail: I'll be there!

Stonefur: Of course!

Mothwing: Sure, I guess

Willowshine: If you're playing it, Mothwing, then I will too!

Leopardstar: I'm only playing because I'm bored. :T

Silverstream: I'll play!

Mistystar: Okay, let's start!

Willowshine: Can we do other cats? We're technically book characters :D

Mistystar: No.

Willowshine: Awwwww... :(


Silvermist has updated her status:

Okay, including me, there's Silvermist, Herobrine, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Anna, Elsa, Kristoff, and Maleficent.

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: Yer a wizard, Harry

Harry Potter: I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to say that line -__-

Jayfeather: OMG A WHALE!!!

Herobrine: Jayfeather, get out of here!

Jayfeather has logged off.

Percy Jackson: O_O I'm getting confused between Anna and Annabeth

Anna: XD

Elsa: I think Silvermist is Silverstream

Silvermist: Fox-dung. Yus I just changed the last part of my name XD

Maleficent: Are you Leopardstar, Herobrine?

Herobrine: Nope >:P

Kristoff: Ugghhhhh Willowbreeze is annoyinnggggggg up heeereeeee :(

Kristoff: Poop.

Kristoff has logged off.

Percy Jackson: ...was that Crookedstar?


Anna has updated her status:

I have a feeling that Leopardstar is Harry Potter. I just took a wild guess lol

Comments:

Harry Potter: HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW?!?!! O_O

Anna: Like I said--wild guess.

Maleficent: I think Anna is Willowshine and Elsa is Mothwing.

Anna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Elsa: Not Mothwing >:)

Herobrine: FEEL MY WRATH, YOU MINECRAFTIANS!!! AHAHAHAHAHA

Annabeth Chase: Hey Mistystar I found a ShadowClan cat by the border you should probably check it out

Elsa: Okay

Elsa: WHOEVER YOU ARE, ANNABETH, YOU ARE A PIECE OF FOX DUNG!!!

Elsa has logged off.

Annabeth Chase: >:) Mistystar's out XD


Silverstream has updated her status:

So all that's left is Annabeth, Percy, Herobrine, and Maleficent.

Comments:

Herobrine: Is Feathertail Annabeth?

Annabeth Chase: Nope.

Percy Jackson: That must mean that Maleficent is Feathertail, Mothwing is Annabeth, and Stonefur is Herobrine! I WIN!!! POINT ONE FOR STORMFUR!!! :D

Silverstream: Nice job, son! ;D

Crookedstar: Wow that was actually mouse-brained, what I did DX


Answers:

  • Mistystar: Elsa
  • Crookedstar: Kristoff
  • Silverstream: Silvermist
  • Feathertail: Maleficent
  • Stonefur: Herobrine
  • Leopardstar: Harry Potter
  • Stormfur: Percy Jackson
  • Mothwing: Annabeth Chase
  • Willowshine: Anna