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Nightgem is one of my WC: UT cats. This features a favorite site of mine, Dragon Cave. In the story there is also Stormbane, my WC: UT cat. Warning: This is a spoof.

Finding Out About The SiteEdit

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Nightgem: So I got my new mac and made an email. Time to play on some websites ;3

Stormbane: Hey, Dragonsoul told me about this cool site! It's called Dragon Cave.

Nightgem: Dragon Cave!??! Cool! What's it about? :3

Stormbane: You gotta catch eggs and raise them by having other view them and click them. Once your dragons are adults you can breed them and stuff.

Nightgem: Cool! I want to play right now!

Stormbane: You gotta get an account first.

Nightgem: A WHAT?!?!?!?

Stormbane: An account, silly!

Signing UpEdit

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Nightgem: Now where's the site?

Stormbane: *types in the link and takes her to the site*

Nightgem: Now how do I sign up?

Stormbane: Click Sign Up, you spoof.

Nightgem: Jeez! Got it!

Stormbane: Now enter a username.

Nightgem: Oh! Night_Gem_48! *types it in*

Stormbane: Good. Now enter your password

Nightgem: I know a good one! *types in 'PaSsWoRd*

Stormbane: Now type it again.

Nightgem: *types 'PaSsWoRd' again*

Stormbane: Good now type in the email. You chose Warriors@hotmail.com?

Nightgem: Yeah! *types it in*

Stormbane: Now agree-

Nightgem: Yes, I am 32 moons, and freakin agree.

Stormbane: Now tick 'I am not a robot' and press Join!

Nightgem: Of course I'm not a robot! I'm a cat! *ticks it and presses Join!*

Stormbane: Now confirm the validation email.

Nightgem: *Goes to email address and confirms the thingy*

Stormbane: You're signed up to Dragon Cave now.

Nightgem: *epic face* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starting OffEdit

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The eggs

Stormbane: Now log in.

Nightgem: *logs in* Now what to do!

Stormbane: Click Cave and choose a location. :3

Nightgem: *clicks Alpine* I chose Alpine. Now what are these three eggs?

Stormbane: That first one is an Alamandine Pyralspite. The second is an Electric, and the third is a- WAIT ITS A CB SILVER!!! CLICK IT!!!

Nightgem: *clicks it as fast as I can* Now what to do?

Stormbane: *quickly registers Nightgem's account onto Egg Drop Soup* There you go. Your silver egg will get views, unique views, and clicks there.

Nightgem: Thanks! What to do now?

Stormbane: Go to other locations and get more eggs.

Nightgem: *does it* What are these eggs?

Stormbane: *registers Nightgem's account onto Egg Drop Soup again* One is a Undine Dragon, another is a Magelight Pygmy Wyvern, and the last one is a Gemshard Dragon C:

Nightgem: Nice!

-three hours later-

Nightgem: My egg has a crack. Is it dead? What?

Stormbane: Your egg has gotten enough views to start hatching.

Nightgem: Thanks! Also, the other eggs have a warning of sickness. What to do?

Stormbane: Go to Actions, and hide them! Then wait a few hours so they aren't sick anymore!

Nightgem: Thanks!

Hatching the EggsEdit

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UMG this is bad art XD

-3 days later-

Nightgem: MY EGGS HAVE HUGE HOLES!!!

Stormbane: THEY'RE ABOUT TO HATCH!!! :DDDDDD

Nightgem: *refreshes page* UMG UMG UMG LOOK MY EGGS HATCHED!!!

Stormbane: THEYRE SO CUTE!!! Anyways I have a vamp or two so if you want one I will send an Email with the claim link for the eggs :P

Nightgem: Can I have them?

Stormbane: Sure but you can't claim more after that!

Nightgem: *claims* YEY! Now how did u get them da views?

Stormbane: *shows Nightgem how to post ur eggs and hatchies onto Egg Drop Soup* There u go!

Nightgem: *posts them on* Yey!

Stormbane: Good now just wait.

Nightgem: WAITING.. what do I Do?

Stormbane: *helps sign Nightgem up to the forums* There you go!

Nightgem: *posts in the intro board* YEY!

Stormbane: OK den.

Nightgem: *posts in Forum Games and sees MY OWN FORUM ACCOUNT* Who's this? *clicks on da siggy*

Nightgem: WOW THIS PERSON HAS WAY MORE DREGS THEN ME! NO FAIR! D:

Stormbane: Nightgem its just a game dun panic.

Nightgem: *calms down* OK.

Growing them UpEdit

OH MAI

Jeez Nightgem, why is your jaw dropped?

Nightgem: Look, Stormbane! The vamp eggs have hatched, but my hatchies seemed to have grown wings! WHats happening?

Stormbane: Your hatchlings are about to grow up!

Nightgem: :DDDDD

-A few weeks later-

Nightgem: STORMBANE MY HATCHLINGS ARE ALL GROWN UP!!! :DDDDD

Stormbane: Congrats! You can name them, release them, use their BSA if they have one, and more!

Nightgem: I dun find any vamps anywhere how to get more?

STormbane: Go to Actions, use their BSA on an egg, and the egg can become a vamp egg

Nightgem: *catches random eggs and bites them* YAY ALL SUCCESS

Stormbane: Post them on Egg Drop Soup and you are good!

Nightgem: *posts them on Egg Drop Soup*

-Power outage-

Nightgem: OH SHIT!

Stormbane: UGH, XD. Now just I need the power outage to FUCKING STAHP!

BreedingEdit

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WHY U CUSS SO MUCH NIGHTGEM?


-power is back-

Nightgem: FINALLY! *goes back on Dragon Cave*

Stormbane: Time to try breeding your dragons.

Nightgem: REALLY?! HOW?!

Stormbane: *shows Nightgem how to breed* There you go!

Nightgem: The bitten vamp eggs have hatched, thank StarClan! *breeds my dragons*

Stormbane: Nice.

-storms hard-

NightgemL OH NO!

Stormbane: MAN! NOW ITS TOO STORMY TO PLAY!

Nightgem: *puts her laptop on a good spot where nobody else can find it* Good, now to GET BACK TO FUCKING HUNTING PATROL!

-few hours later-

NightgemL FINALLY THE STORM IS OVER AND ITS TIME TO KEEP PLAYING.

Computer: Less than 1% battery left. Your computer has shut down.

Stormbane: SHIT!


~The End~

MoreEdit

If you want to see more, go to Stormbane Tries Out PokefarmQ for higher levels of silliness!